COME EVERY WEEKEND, I RUN WITH A CROWD
THE ONE THAT GETS ORNRY, THE ONE THAT GETS LOUD
WE LIKE GIRLS WITH LOOSE KISSES AND JEANS WAY TOO TIGHT
WE PLAY CHICKEN SHIT BINGO EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT

YES WE’RE THREE BRICKS SHY, CRAZY AS HELL
THERE ARE NIGHTS I DON’T REMEMBER, BUT THAT’S JUST AS WELL
AND HOW WE’VE SURVIVED THE LORD ONLY KNOWS
THREE BRICKS SHY BUT ROUND HERE THAT’S A LOAD

EVERY SPRING WE HUNT SHROOMS AND GO PLAY IN THE MUD
EVERY FALL WE CLIMB TREES WITH BIG GUNS AND GET DRUNK
WE DRAW BLOOD OVER RED OR GREEN, AND FORD OR CHEVY TRUCKS
AND WE LOVE, HUNT AND RIDE TIL WE RUN OUT OF LUCK

DO YOU KEEP TRACK OF TIME BY THE BEER SOMETHING TAKES
DOES SCOUTING DEER OR WALLY WORLD EVERY COUNT AS A DATE
HAVE YOU EVER GONE FISHIN, BUT NOT USE ANY POLES
DO THE WORDS BIG BLOCK MAKE YOU LOSE ALL CONTROL
WHEN YOU GO TO THE MOVIES DO YOU THROW A COUCH IN THE BACK
DO YOU LEAVE IN YOUR CHEW, WHEN YOU JUMP IN THE SACK
DO YOU WALK AROUND NEKED IN YOUR BACK YARD CAUSE YOU CAN
WON’T YOU PLEASE RAISE YOU GLASS IF YOU DO UNDERSTAND

WE’RE ALL… THREE BRICKS SHY, CRAZY AS HELL
THERE ARE YEARS I DON’T REMEMBER, BUT THAT’S JUST AS WELL
AND HOW WE’VE SURVIVED THE LORD ONLY KNOWS
THREE BRICKS SHY BUT ROUND HERE THAT’S A LOAD